Fast & Furious Showdown (Xbox 360) Review


Showdown wants calculated mayhem, choreographed ballets of spinning, drifting, and smashing cars, all ludicrously expensive. Opening salvos are equivalent to, “Hulk Smash!” as a specially designed flipper car jacks innocent civilians to their deaths. Non-essential passersby are uprooted while following rote pathways, performing mimicry to dopey friendly AI, oblivious to what must be a CNN Breaking News alert happening right in front of them.”


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May 24, 2013 · 3:58 pm

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